I stole this from someone.

if i were a month, i would be: September
if i were a day of the week, i would be: Saturday
if i were a time of day, i would be: 7 PM
if i were a planet, i would be: Neptune
if i were a sea animal, i would be: an Octopus
if i were a direction, i would be: North
if i were a piece of furniture, i would be: a Bookshelf
if i were a sin, i would be: Sloth
if i were a historical figure, i would be: Lady Jane Grey? <.<; >.>;
if i were a liquid, i would be: Either cool, pure water...or pulpy lemonade
if i were a stone, i would be: a Sapphire
if i were a tree, i would be: a Magnolia
if i were a bird, i would be: an Owl
if i were a tool, i would be: a Pencil
if i were a flower/plant, i would be: a Morning Glory vine
if i were a kind of weather, i would be: a sunny day with blue skies and big, white clouds and a light breeze. Somewhere around sixty-three degrees.
if i were a mythical creature, i would be: a tsukimogami of some sort
if i were a musical instrument, i would be: a Flute
if i were an animal, i would be: a housecat
if i were a colour, i would be: Grey
if i were a vegetable, i would be: Okra
if i were a sound, i would be: Silence
if i were an element, i would be: Water
if i were a car, i would be: Greenpurple >
if i were a song, i would be: So What? from Cabaret
if i were a movie, i would be directed by: Leiji Matsumoto
if i were a book, i would be written by: Charles de Lint
if i were a food, i would be: Avgolemono
if i were a place, i would be: Tsintzina, Greece
if i were a material, i would be: Fine silk
if i were a taste, i would be: lemon
if i were a scent, i would be: sage
if i were a religion, i would be: Sinte'Iluve
if i were a word, i would be: Distraction
if i were an object, i would be: a Vase
if i were a body part, i would be: the Esophagus
if i were a facial expression, i would be: the Mona Lisa smile
if i were a subject in school, i would be: Art
if i were a cartoon character, i would be: Mac (from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)
if i were a shape, i would be: a Circle
if i were a number, i would be: 17